“We’ve been together for a few months now, and you won’t even kiss me. If you’re not interested, just say so.” Drew crushed out his cigarette. “Why am I not good enough for you? Is it because I’m not a jock? Maybe you don’t like me because I’m slightly overweight, and wear glasses.”
Teresa rolled her eyes. “I’m in the most popular sorority in the college. You’re lucky I’ll even be seen with you.”
She leaned over in a tight mini skirt that barely covered her pubic hair. “Well, I’m only into robots!”
“What does ‘ASS’ stand for anyways?!” Drew shouted, “The sorority of Attractive Snobby Sluts?!”
A tall, thin blond wearing stiletto heels with a designer purse slung over her shoulders, replied, “Well, at least I’m not wearing a sweater vest. Did that come out of your grandfather’s closet?”
Drew became very depressed, and didn’t leave the house.
A couple months later, he discovered that a cybernetics research facility had opened down the street. “I know how I can win her over,” he thought to himself.
Drew agreed to get his penis amputated, and have it replaced with a bionic one. He had it designed to Teresa’s specifications. It was only compatible with her body.
Drew and Teresa spent a couple great years together. Eventually, she became bored, and cheated on him with the sorority’s robotic butler.
A couple days later, Drew picked up a cheap hooker at a bar.
“What is that thing, a science experiment?” the prostitute gasped as she pulled down his pants.
“I’m sorry, it won’t fit!” Drew shouted in frustration.
“What do you mean it won’t fit?” the hooker inquired. “You’re wasting my time!”
Drew began to feel more, and more numb inside. He eventually lost touch with his emotions.
“I feel like a robot anyways,” he thought to himself. “Why not become one.”
He drove to the cybernetics lab, and agreed to have a microchip implanted into his head.